Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of new
space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in
the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all
other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys
Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system
whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run
some of my other favorite applications. I am
thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on
this program.
Can you please help me !!!???
Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER
Dear TROUBLED USER,
This is a very common problem men complain about,
but is mostly due to a
primary misconception. Many people upgrade from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by it's
creator to run
everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0
and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your
system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is
gained. It is impossible to
uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0
because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife
2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your
manual under "Warnings-
Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife
1.0 and deal with the
situation.
I suggest installing background application program
C:\YES DEAR to alleviate
software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0
myself, I might also
suggest you read the entire section regarding
General Partnership Faults
(GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for
faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause. The best
course of action will be to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid
excessive use of C:\YES
DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before
the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as
long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very
high-maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of
Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any
circumstances install
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife
1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to
the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech Support
