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John Manley Hates Our Beloved Queen
Monday, October 7, 2002 - Ottawa
In a shocking series of events over the weekend, it became clear that our Deputy Prime Minister, John Manley, reviles the Queen of Canada, and all the good things she stands for.
"Perhaps Dairy Queen and Burger King should be our next monarchs," Manley reportedly scoffed while allegedly burning an effigy of our beautiful head of state.
Details of these events were sketchy.
However, what is clear is that Canada's noble monarch was not dealt a serious blow by Manley and his fanatical republican followers.
Manley later renounced his wicked remarks and was said to be preparing for Her Majesty's arrival later this week.
Editorial contributed by Sir Michael Montgomery, U.E.
Founding member of The Association of Unbiased Canadian Journalists
