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Paul Martin Shares His Opinion
Thursday, May 1, 2003 - Ottawa
In a surprise move Wednesday, Paul Martin shared his opinion on an issue.
Unfortunately, before anybody heard what his opinion was, or even what issue it was related to, his aides, minions and oompa loompa were quick to indicate it was all a misunderstanding.
"We regret that there was an indication of an opinion," his office reportedly reported, "clearly having an opinion on anything would be silly."
Later in the day, Mr. Martin was spotted smiling, then leaving quickly for a meeting. When our reporters caught up with him to question him about the incident, Mr. Martin shrugged, smiled, took two steps back, two steps forward, winked, wiggled his ears, then left quickly for a meeting.
