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Corruption Party Beats Out Evil Party In Stunning Upset
 Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - Ottawa, Ontario
In what amounted to an amazing final week turnaround in the Canadian federal election, Paul Martin's Corruption Party managed to squeak to victory, though held to a minority government status.
The second place Evil Party, led by Stephen Harper, managed to capture 99 out of 308 seats, the Separatist Traitor party came in third with 65, and Jack Layton's Die-Hard Hippy Party (DHHP) finished a disappointing fourth with only 19 seats.
The Radical Environmentalist Party finished with no seats, despite averaging 6% of popular vote across the country.
It seems that last minute positive advertisements by the Corruption Party about the open agenda of the Evil Party turned the tables on the Evil Party.
Voter rich Ontario seems to be where the Evil Party lost most of its support in the last week to the Corruptions.
Voter turnout was the lowest on record, possibly the result of a very positive campaign from all parties, especially the Corruption Party, which focused on the virtues of the Evil Party, and Evil Governments in Canada's history during the last week. Urban ridings were also affected, likely enticed by the prospect of an open social agenda by the Evil Party.
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