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John Kerry and John Edwards: Wonder Twin Powers Activate
Monday, July 12, 2003 - Backwater, Arkansas
In what publicity-hungry Democrats called a "surprise move" this week, Presidential candidate John Kerry passed on Al Sharpton to select his running mate, John Edwards.
In a truly shocking revalation, it became apparent that both were named "John", and that was kind of interesting.
BCB News has discovered, however, that both also share special powers. Our cameras caught footage of the two, at the Hall of Justice, putting their fists together in a ritualistic manner, and declaring, "Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE."
John Kerry then said, "Form of a liberal senator from the North."
John Edwards seemingly replied, "Shape of a liberal senator from the South."
While it is unknown what secret powers this ritual unleashed, BCB investigative reporters did notice former Vermont Governor Howard Dean turn into a blue monkey, and the John's refer to him affectionately as "Gleek".
